Bedroom Jokes - Honey I Found The Remote

by Joe
(KL, Malaysia)

Bedroom Jokes - Honey I Found The Remote

Fondling in Bed
After more than 25 years of marriage, Site and Kassim were lying in bed one night when Siti felt Kassim begin to fondle her in ways she has not felt before.

He tickled her with his fingers at her neck and then moved them down past the small of her back.

Then he caressed her shoulders and neck slowly working his deft fingers down over her breasts and over her lower stomachs.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left arm, caressed past the side of her breast again. Working down her side, he passed gently over her buttocks and down her leg towards her calf.

Feeling her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued this way on the other side and then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the television.

As Siti lay there, feeling quite aroused by all this caressing, she asked Kassim in the most loving voice, "Sayang, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"

He said, "Oh, I found the remote".

Bedroom Jokes - Honey I Found The Remote