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Man o Man!
Author: Man
When without money, ride bicycle; When have money, ride exercise machine.
- When without money, wish to get married; When have money, wish to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary; When have money, secretary becomes wife.
- When without money, act like rich man; When with money, act like poor man.
Man, O Man, never tells the truth:
Says share market is bad but keeps speculating; Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
- Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them; Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
In the rural area, chicken calls man awake; In the cities, man calls for chickens.
What is life about?
At one, YOU are the top priority
- At ten, academic excellence is the top priority
At twenty, getting laid is the top priority
- At thirty, a good career is top priority
At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority
- At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority 60
At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority 70
- At seventy, remembering something is top priority 80
At eighty, moving around is top priority 90
- At ninety, knowing directions is top priority 100
At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!
-- May you be happy, healthy and wise! --
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