Best Jokes ;)
These are some of the Best Jokes I've come across from all the emails I received from friends and relatives across the world. I will compile them here and hope that you too will enjoy them as much as I do.
Just in case you find any of them offensive or that you know the author, let me know and I'll credit them accordingly.
Collection of Funny Stories
- History of SHIT
Bet you do not know the History of SHIT, find out here. - Guys Over 60
Military Duty Redefined - Drafting Guys over 60 - Just Bob
honesty's still the best policy - Speeding Lady
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding - Lone Ranger Joke
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. - What's Your IQ
What's Your IQ is strictly a Malaysian Political joke. You'll enjoy it only if you know what's happenning in the country. - Super Viagra
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight - Too Much Facelift
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. - Ayah and Allah
Strictly a Malaysian political joke. Check it out only if you have been following the Allah controversy in Malaysia. - Catholic Coffee
There were four Catholic men and a Catholic woman having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father". - Don't Fuck Up
Morris and his wife go visit a marriage counselor. - Birthday Gift
a real surprise... - Dirty Old Men
Two old men decided that they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night in town. - Dad's Always Right
Never argue with your dad. - God Will Provide
He has no job, no plans and he thinks I'm God! - Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an - Man o Man!
When without money, wife becomes secretary; When have money, secretary becomes wife. - Philosophy of life
Know where you're going in life... you may already be there! - Molly The Camel
When in doubt, always ask first before the fact, not after. - Chinese Jews
- Turkey And The Bull
- Me First
- Kids Know Everything
- Pain Transfer
- Why Women Can't Sleep?
- A Dead Duck
- Honorable Man
- Holy Prostitute
- Four Friends & Their Sons
- Moshe Plotnik's Laundry
- British & Singaporean English
- Best Lawyer Story Ever!
- Why Do We Shout When We Are Angry?
- Why I Forward Jokes
- Amazing Anagrams
- Response To A Marriage Advertisement
- Crazy Not Stupid!
- Hearing Problem
- Real Friend Test
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