Donation to UMNO
A friend sent me this today:
I was stuck in a traffic jam on the PLUS Highway last week. Nothing moved for half an hour when suddenly a man knocked on my window.
So I rolled down my window and asked, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped a few UMNO politicians. They're asking for a ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
I then asked, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"Most people are giving about a gallon."
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