Donation to UMNO

by anonymous
(KL)

A friend sent me this today:

I was stuck in a traffic jam on the PLUS Highway last week. Nothing moved for half an hour when suddenly a man knocked on my window.

So I rolled down my window and asked, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped a few UMNO politicians. They're asking for a ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

I then asked, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"Most people are giving about a gallon."