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Funny Joke - Devoted Husband

by W Wong
(Subang Jaya, Malaysia)

The Devoted Husband

It was Halloween, and a couple had plans to attend a big costume party at a friend’s house when the wife came down with a painful headache. As a consequence, she decided to stay home and rest but insisted her husband go on without her.

He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume, and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early enough, decided to go the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband incognito to see how he acted when she wasn’t with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every attractive woman he could, and being quite forward in making advances.

Shocked but interested in seeing how far he would go, his wife sidled up to him and put on her most seductive charms. In no time at all, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. After all, he was her husband. So off they went to one of the cars for a quick liaison.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

"Did you dance much?"

"You know, I didn’t dance a single dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Browning, and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to..."

Funny Joke - Devoted Husband