I ALMOST DIED

by BS
(Selangor)

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room chatting about things and life.

Then we talked about living and dying.

I said to her: “Dear, if ever I end up in a vegetative state when you are alive, please never let me go on like that, being totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that keep me alive. I'd much rather die.”

Up went my wife from the sofa, with this lingering look of admiration towards me.

She then proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the satellite dish, the DVD player, the computer, the cell phone, the hi-fi, the IPod and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

THAT’S WHEN I ALMOST DIED!!

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