Irishmen hunting in Malaysia
Two Irishmen flew to Malaysia on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Taman Negara for a week wildboars or babi hutan.
They managed to bag 8. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 6 pigs.
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot 8. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all 8 were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountain range, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the carcases of the pigs, Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"
Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."