Best Jokes ;)
A really ingenious Birthday Gift. Why didn't I thnk about it earlier?
What would life be without them? Everyone enjoys one. So why don't you share one?
The Story Goes Like This...
The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband.
Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband...
'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said.
'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds!
And I would prefer a blue one!'
Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.
And on the day she finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought...
Click here to see the Birthday Gift.
What You Don't Know About Turning 40: A Funny Birthday Quiz (Paperback)
by Bill Dodds
This over-the-hill birthday gift is a pop quiz with 101 questions (complete with humorous answers) that is sure to enliven any 40th birthday party.
Steve Mark's 18 b/w illustrations make the book fun to read after the party, as well. Here are a few samples:
- Q: What can 40-year-olds do to be considered young at age 40?
A: Run for U.S. President or die.
- Q. What's always Step One in any exercise program designed for 40-year-olds?
A: "Get up off the sofa."
Get this book What You Don't Know About Turning 40
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