Best Jokes ;)
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What would life be without them? Everyone enjoys one. So why don't you share one?
A salesman, an administration clerk, and their manager were walking to lunch when they found an antique oil lamp.
They rubbed it and out came a Genie.
The Genie said, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me 1st!" said the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" said the salesman. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie said to the manager.
The manager said, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story
It pays to let your boss have the first say.
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