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Always ask and don't be like this fellow in Molly The Camel...
Author: Unknown
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it ?"
Sergeant replied, "No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are."
Moral of the story
If you are not sure of doing things, don't be ashamed to ask for clarification before doing it ... not after you have done it wrongly !!!
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Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar . . .: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes (Paperback)
by Thomas Catart and Daniel Klein
This New York Times bestseller is the hilarious philosophy course everyone wishes they’d had in school
Outrageously funny, Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar . . . has been a breakout bestseller ever since authors—and born vaudevillians—Thomas Cathcart and Daniel Klein did their schtick on NPR’s Weekend Edition. Lively, original, and powerfully informative, Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar . . . is a not-so-reverent crash course through the great philosophical thinkers and traditions, from Existentialism (What do Hegel and Bette Midler have in common?) to Logic (Sherlock Holmes never deduce)
Review
“ The zaniest bestseller of the year.” —The
Boston Globe “
I laughed, I learned, I loved it.” —Roy Blount, Jr.
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