Inspiring One Liners
Best Jokes ;)
These Inspiring One Liners will give you something to think about while you laugh.
What would life be without them? Everyone enjoys one. So why don't you share one?
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- If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life!
- Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.
- Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
- Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude! Keep on rocking!
- Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!
- He was a good man. He never smoked, drank or had an affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
- All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
- Drinking is our biggest
enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Now, whom to follow and which one to choose? - 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which means - it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!!
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