Pain Transfer
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What happens when Pain Transfer goes wrong. Read on to find out...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazingly new hightech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were interested.
Both said they were very much in favour of it.
The doctor set the machine to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even at 10 percent, it was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced in his life.
As the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and set it up a notch higher. The doctor increased it to 20 percent.
The husband still felt fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel well. Since the transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.
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