Real Friend Test

Best Jokes ;)

How does a Real Friend Test work? Are you a real friend?

What would life be without them? Everyone enjoys one. So why don't you share one?

 

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself And doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'Coke drawer' with her foot!

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend's shoulder is soggy from your tears...

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names...
A real friend has their phone numbers in her address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A simple friend reads this article and forgets it.
A real friend shares it with you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about... If you get it back, ...

It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends. Today I pass this on to you. You pass it on to someone who you consider a friend ...

Send this to at least two other friends you care about. Including the person who sent you this article.

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