What's Your IQ?
Best Jokes ;)
What's Your IQ is strictly a Malaysian Political joke. You'll enjoy it only if you know what's happening in the country.
Author: unknown
A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you please."
Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The man was most impressed. The next day he returned. But thought he would try a different tack.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
So the robot started discussing Formula 1 racing, the latest football scores, and what to expect the Datuk Lee Chong Wei this year.
The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e
y-o-u-r
p-e-o-p-l-e
g-o-i-n-g
t-o
e-l-e-c-t
U-* - * - *
a-g-a-i-n?"
--- common, use your imagination, fill it up ---
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