Lets Be Tolerant

by Tony
(Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia)

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance with in the mosque. We could call the Clubs, "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbecue with spare ribs as its daily special.

Across the street a very daring lingerie store called, "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret" with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop, its name in flashing neon lights.

If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass it on.

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