Senior Citizen Quotes - Young At Heart

by TCA
(Subang Jaya, Malaysia)

Senior Citizen Quotes - Young At Heart

Young at heart - Slightly older in other places

Eat right and exercise - Die anyway

I'm retired - I was tired yesterday. I'm tired again today.

At my age - Happy Hour is a nap!

At my age, the only thing that gets hard is my arteries.

The only trouble with retirement... you never get a damn day off!

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