Short Funny Jokes - Alcohol

by W Wong
(Subang Jaya, Malaysia)

Short Funny Jokes - Alcohol

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That’s correct", said the boss. Another glass.

"It’s red wine , Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."

"Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don’t give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

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