Short Funny Jokes - Best Cure

by W Wong
(Subang Jaya, Malaysia)

John called his office and told the boss,
"I can’t come to work today, I’m really sick. I’ve got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt."

The boss says,
"You know something, John, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to make love to me. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later John calls again.
"I did what you said and you were right, I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you have a nice house."

Short Funny Jokes - Best Cure