Short Funny Jokes - Malaysian Tourist

by Tony C
(Selangor, Malaysia)

Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Malaysian Tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Malaysian accent asked 'You sell what lah?'

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Malaysian Tourist said, 'You doing very well; only last two left!'

Moral of the story: Don't ever think Asians are idiots - hahaha!

Short Funny Jokes - Malaysian Tourist